For Your Consideration: Kilv

This blog comes courtesy of an Australian lady's laptop, because internet stops at 11.30am on Saturday (it doesn't even start on Sunday), and we missed it because, frankly, we were underwater. So, thanks Australian lady. I may even ask you your name when this is done.

Well, as you're no doubt all shouting at your screens: What about Kilv?! I'll tell you what about Kilv: he's here, as of last night, and he brought us whiskey and cigars, so it's chill. We went to the market for dinner. he told us that the guaranteed job prospect that had led him to miss a week had now been downgraded to a tenuous job prospect. Oh, Kilv...

He's now lying somewhere, with eyes like a thirsty man's lips and blood cascading from his nasal cavities, because his diving this morning went a bit awry and we think he's probably dying. Essentially, his eye mask began to fill with water, and because he had a basic but important misunderstanding of what he should do in this situation, he just let more water in. Jack and I had no idea what was going on, so when the divemaster held his hand because he couldn't see, we just thought they were on an impromptu date.

Jack, meanwhile, struggles on with his addiction to steak.

But yes, diving. We have gone absolutely mental over this shit. Basically, just off the island we're on, there's this massive American warship under the water, and I can assure you, if you haven't done it, there's no way you can imagine how amazing swimming through a rusty old colossus can be, with skeletons of the previous luxury it offered, caked in coral and rust, emerging through the water before you. It's amazing.

OH! And also, I tried to make this blog interactive, so you could join in and maybe feel like you were here with us, having fun and NOT being cold. But, hey! It didn't work! Not one of you posted about my Kilv welcome idea thing! That's it! I'm not going to make this blog interactive any more! You've ruined everyone's fun, but especially Kilv's!

Shithead scores:

ROUND ONE: Jack: 5 (2), Will: 1 (2)

ROUND TWO: Will: 10 (3), Jack: 7 (2), Kilv: 2 (0)