Rivers? RIVERS!!!

We left Luganville again yesterday, and this time managed to get much further, because a taxi man was with us, and he'd kindly brought his taxi. We were headed to the Blue Hole, a famed pool of water, to take photos and frolic about. However, the taxi driver, called Jackie, mistook a question about whether the blue hole was formed by rivers to mean that we were really, really interested in rivers, and promptly stopped at every one (they were remarkably clear, like seriously).

Soon enough though, we found the Blue Hole, and Christ was it blue. Like, not even murky turquoise, that you could think was blue, because its nice to think of it as blue. This was proper blue, the colour of a child's crayon with the word 'blue' on the label. There were some other tourists there, and I impressed EVERYONE with my sexy diving. We also tried to use the rope swing, but the whole setup was designed so that you were just swinging down into the water. I even climbed a tree. It didn't work.

On our return to Luganville, Jack had his eighth steak of the day, and we talked about his controversial understanding of the role of a Fluffer.

Right, I've decided to make this blog more interactive. It's an experiment. Kilv arrives today; he's in Sydney at the moment. Now, Jack and I still harbour some irritation about his general delaying of our getting out of these godforsaken 'cities'. On the flipside, we'd like to see his cheeky grin and the difficulty he has over making decisions. So, fans (?), write on here, or my facebook wall, what should we do to welcome Kilv back into the bosom of Vanuatu? I guarantee we'll adopt at least one idea, as long as it's legal and doesn't cost more than 500 VT (about 3 pounds).

Also, the Shithead scores from last night were:

Round One: Will: 5 (2); Jack: 4 (0)

Round Two: Jack: 5 (1); Will: 1 (2)

Also, remember Shithead fans (?), from tonight, it will be a three horse race.